I just saw something strange in my garden… what has 5 fingers but isn’t a hand? Go ahead, try to guess
My hand? Lol, that’s an easy one.
It’s giving off major Nickelodeon vibes… I feel like I’ve seen this on a show.
Nope, it’s actually my carrot! This thing is wild.
I was gonna say someone else’s hand, but a carrot? You got me there!
Nature keeps surprising us, doesn’t it? Nothing beats the weird things it comes up with!
Rick James tried this on me once, I’m not falling for it again… 
You tonight when I steal your carrot… 
This made my day!
Your carrot’s about to turn into a Cheeto hand with all those fingers lol.
Maybe it’s a potato in disguise?
It’s not a Disney character, that’s for sure. They’ve only got four fingers!
This feels like something out of the ‘Don’t put that in your vag’ stories on here…
Too late for that advice 
What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!
Is that what the five fingers said to the face?
How would you even charge for something like that? By the finger?
Possum footprint for sure!
Your carrot, obviously
That would make a great Halloween prop! You should sell it.