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I thought it was someone’s fat
I want to see a cross-section
That’s going to make a lot of lemonade 
Axelle said:
Etrog?
Yeah, that came to me too. I posted elsewhere, but the person who posted this could sell it during Sukkot for big bucks, especially among Orthodox Jews around that time. I’ve seen videos of people selling these for over $100.
This looks like a potential Guinness record to me.
I don’t think it’s a giant lemon, you just have tiny hands 
Wow that’s huge! What did you feed the plant?
Watch out for those lemon-stealing thieves…
It’s too bad Sukkot isn’t until next October. You could sell that as the etrog for the holiday. It’s a Jewish holiday where high-quality citrus fruits can sell for over $100 each. But probably not much demand for it outside of NYC and Israel.
This is the lemon you shouldn’t worry about
Better keep an eye out, can’t tell when it might fully ripen and start screaming UNACCEPTABLE!!
Is that intended or is it from the root stock?
Gandalf, where are you? We need help
Whoa
I bet it’s full of pith. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice…
When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give me lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the person who will burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m going to have my engineers create a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
You peed on that tree, didn’t you?
[For anyone wondering. ](http://Pee makes the lemon tree grow)
Is this a humidity or water issue? It looks like it should be a Buddha’s hand, but it seems to not have separated into fingers?
Time to worship our new lemon overlord