Might be late to the trend, but I HAD to share this absolute behemoth of a zucchini my mom grew. She’s very proud!
At that size, I think it’s officially a marrow!
This is definitely going to be a meme somewhere.
Stay out of the ditch, my friends.
Yes, but it’s tradition to hold zucchinis and eggplants in front of your pants before sending the pic to your partner. Just saying.
If you were holding it like a fish, the zucchini would be, like, 8 inches closer to the camera for maximum effect.
No.
Hot dog, that’s a biggun!
My girlfriend never smiles like that.
Then again, my eggplant isn’t quite that impressive either…
Whoa! Do these big zucchinis still taste good?
Hollis said:
Whoa! Do these big zucchinis still taste good?
Nope. Once they get that big, the skin gets tough, and the inside turns mealy. Best to pick them smaller!
Crops?
Just a heads-up: you should harvest zucchinis when they’re smaller! Once they get this big, they start pulling water and nutrients away from the rest of the plant, making the other fruits suffer. Plus, they taste better when they’re younger.
Nah, that trend ended a while ago. Also, that’s not how you hold a fish.
You should make a Hinge profile with just pictures like this. As a bit.
So what’s the point of growing them this big then?
For the true fisherman pose, you gotta hold it way out in front of you to make it look even bigger.
I really hope there’s a fishing sub where people are holding fish like crops. We need this symmetry.
My son just got his first professional job (aka, one where he needs a suit and tie). He and his mom came home after tie shopping and held them up exactly like this.
I think this is just the universal victory pose.
I know you’re gonna have a fun night with that one.